Winter Carnival Medallion found by Lake Minnetonka

Under the category of stories I would like to see:
The St. Paul Winter Carnival Medallion was discovered on the shore of Lake Minnetonka near Al and Almas Boat Landing. To everyone's surprise it was not found in a Pearson Nut Goodie wrapper, but in the skeletal remains of the missing Candy bar heiress - Helen Vooorhees Pearson - missing since 1977!
The Hennepin County Sherrif was called to investigate.