Minnesota State Fair - the year of Pig.
Overheard: "I gotta get me some of that chocolate covered bacon"
Or how about some "Fat bacon on a stick"
Oh, by the way, here are the prices I encountered:
Parking: $10. Foot long - $4, Ostrich on a stick $4(encountered not incurred), adult admisssion $11, Buttered popcorn, small $3.75.
"We make our own dough"