Memorial Day From the St. Albans Bicycle Bridge

I stood on Minnesota Bridge 27A27 (Continental Bridge actually has their 800 number posted) over the narrows entering St. Albans Bay. I waited patiently to shoot photos of engaging & entertaining boat names. But as boat after boat cruised underneath me, I began to mutter. Doesn't anyone name their boats... or just like my fishing excursion, was I just having a little bad luck?