Pumpkins reinforcements arrive
News of a national pumpkin shortages due to poor weather and meager crop yeilds has spread throughout. Some have even suggested use of butternut squashes as a substitute. ( I believe Jack's original lantern was a hollowed out turnip, and that is probably why things didn't work out to well for Jack).
In order to squash these Jack-O-Lantern joy-killers, skid upon skid of plump Harvest Moons and Big Toms were spotted pouring into the Minnetonka area to patch-in the pumpkin void.
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