My Camera Is Down and Can't Get Up

In Heaven...
* The chefs are French,
* The police are English,
* The lovers are Italian,
* The mechanics are German,
* ...and everything is organized by the Swiss(including having a backup digital camera).

In Hell...
* The chefs are English,
* The police are German,
* The lovers are Swiss,
* The mechanics are Italian,
* ...and everything is organized by the French - and the cameras are manufactured by Peugeot.

Note: I gave away my backup, and a new, much nicer camera should arrive very soon (I ordered it on the net).
My "Be prepared motto" has been shaken - but I still have my Pentax 35mm SLR.