The muffin man.

Do you know the muffin man
the muffin man
the muffn man
do you know the muffin man
that lives on Dury Lane?

18th Century England, local bakers went door to door selling daily baked muffins.

My wife looked at the bunch of black and over-ripe bananas in the kitchen and quipped to me. “Either you make something with those or they go today”.

Yes I know the muffin man
the muffin man
the muffn man
Yes, I know the muffin man
he lives on Dury Lane.